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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua, Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,par afsoos ke loan pass nahi hua.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur char taang ke saath aaoge.

पसंदीदा शायरी के फोटो या स्टेटस को डाउनलोड करने के लिए, हर एक शायरी पर ये बटन दी गई है। उसे दबाये और शायरी का आनंद ले।

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya, Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya.

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera, Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera.

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai, Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri, Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri.

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Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

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Jayiye aap kahan jaayenge, Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge.

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai, kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai-Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladki jawab deti hai- Patli gali pakad le, peeche khada mera baap hai.

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Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge, Kyunki... Kyunki Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hai, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai cartoon network ko, Aapko play karne ki maang karte hai.

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki Uske pass noor hai to kya hua, Mujhe bhi garoor hai Ki mera dost langoor hai.

Jaane anjane me agar maine aapka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Badtamizi ki ho, Us ke liye aap se jo ho sake karlo, Hum sudharne walon me se nahi hai.

Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahin hota, Marne ke bad intezaar nahin hota, Dosti karo to zara dekh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarha, Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.

Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai, Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai, Upaar wanted niche dus lakh ka inaam hai.

Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko, Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko, Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon, khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon, Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du.

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Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Ullu fir se bana gaya koi.

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

Mere Dil, Jigar, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jaoo wo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Hum tumhe chahte hai, tum chahte ho kisi aur ko, Khuda karein, woh kisi aur ko chahe.

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai, ya bachpan se hi kamine ho.

Ek tum ho ki itne ache ho, ek tum ho ki itne pyare ho, Ek tum ho ki itne sacche ho, Ek hum hai ki jhooth pe jhooth bole ja rahe ho.

Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na ma kaana hota.

Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye, na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye na itane tasty ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye.

Dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, jabi dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY.

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de.

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir rickshaw Kar lenge.

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe.

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Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah, tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah, jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.

Jab kuda ne tumhai banaya hoga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga, Pehle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon, phir us ko Zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete, Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan, Warna Lucknow me bhi Tajmahal bana dete.

Ye jo ladkiyon ke bal hote hai, ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai, khoon chus leti hai ladko ka saara, tabhi toh inke honth laal hote hai.

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Aye mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hatte khatte nawjawan kyounki, Khuda meherbaan to Gadha Pahelwan.

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi, Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo, Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi.

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo, jo dil kahe vo rah chuno, Piche walo ko age nahi jane do jo age hai use b age niklo, Tabhi ache driver banoge.

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