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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai, Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko, Dil se tang karne wale to sirf hum hai.

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga, Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa, Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me, Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga.

पसंदीदा शायरी के फोटो या स्टेटस को डाउनलोड करने के लिए, हर एक शायरी पर ये बटन दी गई है। उसे दबाये और शायरी का आनंद ले।

Pyar karne ki apni ek reet hai, Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai, Isliye Try maro har Ladki par, Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

Arz hai, Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

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Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai, humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai, Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina, Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

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Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani, Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani, Meri right ankh kani Teri left ankh kani.

Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai, Koi hasta h to koi rota hai, Par duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai, Jo sham ko 2 paig laga k sota hai.

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai, Ek din sabhi ko marna hai, Kuch saal khushi se jilo yaro Agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna hai.

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Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar, Ek katra b na choda khoon ka pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Arz kiya haj Ki ruthi hai aise wo humse, Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge, Wah-Wah Itna waqt kaun bekar kare Itne me to hum Dusri pata lenge.

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Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi, main tuzse dukhi tu mujhse dukhi, ek kam kar building se kudkar marja Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi.

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar, Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr, Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De, Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend Mere liye Chhod de.

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi, dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi, par kabhi socha na tha surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi.

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya, Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya, Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda Ho Gya.

Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle, Tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle, kya hai engineering ab pata chala kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle.

Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho, Khushi kabhi kam na ho, Bhagwan Tumko aisi Item de, Jo Dabang ki Munni se kam na ho.

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Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose, Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose, Laila ka attitude toh dekho boli Bhaag bhaag d.k bose d.k bose.

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Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya, teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya, ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya.

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka, Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka, Naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.

Arz Karta Hoon Dil Jala Raha Hu, Kismat Azma Raha Hu, Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu, Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P Isliye Aaj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu.

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Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari, wah wah, Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari Aur boli Question No.1 is compulsary.

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi, Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi, Sms Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera, Ja Tere Badan Me Khujali Sari Raat Hogi.

Arz Krta Hu, Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban wah wah, Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban,Tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gye chain.

Door se dekha, to Patthar dikhta tha, Door se dekha, to Patthar dikhta tha, Paas jake dekha to suchmuch Patthar hi tha.

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Gum woh cheez hai …Wah, Kya dard hai, Gum woh cheez hai … Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai.

Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar karenge, par kambhakat ye sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Pathar kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do, Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do.

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta, Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha, Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta, Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha.

Tumko dekha, tumko dekha, tumko dekha, to yeh khayal aaya, paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko, Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.

Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.

Zamane ke daar se uski tasvir toilet mein chupa kar rakhi hai, Dedar ho uska baar baar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa, Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche, aur khuda tumse puche, Abe gadhe Ab utrega kaise.

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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyunki jaha bhi jaoge log kahage- chal chal aage ja.

Dur se dekha tho ande ubal rahe the, paas ja ke dekha tho gange uchal rahe the.

Unki gali se hum guzre, ajeeb itefaq tha, Phool to pheka unhone, Magar gamla bhi saath tha.

Door se dekha to kuch bhi nahi tha, Door se dekha to kuch bhi nahi tha, pass jaakar dekha to kuch tha hi nahi.

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Suraj bana to badal bane, Chand bana to tare bane, husn bana to diwane bane, aap bane to pagalkhane bane.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.

Aankho me aasu chehre pe hasi hai, saanso me aahein dil me bebasi hai, Pehle kyu ni bataya ki darwaze me ungli phasi hai.

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi, latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,Bartan Lelo Bartan.

Woh hamari gali me aaye, Woh hamari gali me aaye, Aur chillake bole Paper Raddi wala.

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Jab tum angdayi leti ho toh mera dum nikal jata hai, Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai, Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo, Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo.

Tum door sahi majboor sahi par yad tumahri aati hai, tum sans waha par leti ho par bas yahan tak aati hai.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi, Sagar se gahara koi nahi, Aab aapki kya tarif karu, Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na sirf kabhi kabhi aata hai.

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Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge.

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya, Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.

Ulfat ke pehmaane mein, chilmane husn ka furkhat se sharmana, agar ye line samj me aaye, to zara hume bhi samjhana.

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya, Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho khayi bhi toh hari mirch hai.

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Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska Junun tha, Aapne khujli ki wo aapka sukun tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi Khoon tha.

Coffe ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri coffe thandi ho jaati hai.

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka, Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya.

Sanam teri duniya chod denge, Teri taraf aye tufan ko mod denge, Lekin tune jo sath choda, Kasam teri haddiyan tod denge.

Yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai, yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai, jahan nahin khuda wahan kal khudega.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, Bure waqt main muskurana chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujli na mite, to aathve din nahana chahiye.

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.

Arz kya hai, Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pehle bakri kha gayi.

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