Funny Shayari

Funny Shayaris In Hindi on Friends - For Girl and Boy.

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo, Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo.

Jab tum angdayi leti ho toh mera dum nikal jata hai, Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai, Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

Woh hamari gali me aaye, Woh hamari gali me aaye, Aur chillake bole Paper Raddi wala.

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi, latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,Bartan Lelo Bartan.

Aankho me aasu chehre pe hasi hai, saanso me aahein dil me bebasi hai, Pehle kyu ni bataya ki darwaze me ungli phasi hai.

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.

Door se dekha to kuch bhi nahi tha, Door se dekha to kuch bhi nahi tha, pass jaakar dekha to kuch tha hi nahi.

Unki gali se hum guzre, ajeeb itefaq tha, Phool to pheka unhone, Magar gamla bhi saath tha.

Dur se dekha tho ande ubal rahe the, paas ja ke dekha tho gange uchal rahe the.

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyunki jaha bhi jaoge log kahage- chal chal aage ja.

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.

Zamane ke daar se uski tasvir toilet mein chupa kar rakhi hai, Dedar ho uska baar baar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko, Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.

Tumko dekha, tumko dekha, tumko dekha, to yeh khayal aaya, paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.